The first thing to consider is what you want to do when you walk into Riverdale. Is it going to be a party? A party is what you need to do to get any enjoyment in your life. A party is no good if you just get through it with a headache and a hangover, and Riverdale seems to be a party. There’s no fun in a party until you’re sick of it.
The problem is that Riverdale is no fun. Its main characters are all terrible. The main character in the “good” part of the story is a man whose life constantly boils down to one problem: killing his wife. He has done this for years until she gets sick of it and kills herself. He is supposed to stop doing it, but he can’t stop. He is forced to take a vow of silence to be rid of his terrible burden.
The problem is that the character who plays the main character in the good part of the story is an idiot who is so blind that he doesn’t realize he’s an idiot. He is constantly trying to do something that he knows he can’t do. When he tries to do something, he fails. This is one of the most frustrating parts of Riverdale. The character is a walking joke.
Riverdale is one of those shows where every character has to be a complete joke. Some people are great, but others are just completely dumb. Its like a TV show where when you go to the fridge, the fridge is the dumbest thing in the world.
Some of the dumbest characters in show history are Riverdale’s Archie, the dumbest of the dumb, and Archie’s sister Cheryl! The latter is just really, really hot.
Oh boy. For the last two seasons, Riverdale has been a show of all the ridiculous ways people can die. Cheryl, for example, has had her head chopped off, she’s had a heart attack, she’s had a brain aneurysm, she’s had two bullets to the chest, she’s had a car accident on a cliff, she’s had her head blown off, she’s been electrocuted, she’s burned alive, and she’s burned to death.
However, it’s not just that Cheryl is hot. She also seems to have supernatural powers. While the show has always seemed to be about the usual ways people can get killed, recently a lot of the deaths have been supernatural. I have a theory that Cheryl and Archie have been getting together for a while, and that the only way that they can get together is if they’re both dead.
Yes it is. A lot of people think the show is just about the usual murder, rape, and suicide. Of course that is true, but it is also about the usual ways people can get killed, in addition to the supernatural ones that are just plain fun. We can all agree that the show is fun.
Riverdale has always been a show about the supernatural since the second season. So yes, it is a show about murder, romance, and magic, but it is also a show about the supernatural. And also about characters who have been killed by the supernatural. The show’s been doing it for years now, and that is what is making this season special.
Riverdale has always been one of my least favorite shows, in part because the show does not get things right. The season finale was the closest I think it ever got to being a great show, but then again, it was such a good finale that it feels like it should have been a show that could be a great show. That’s not to say that it was not an improvement. The show continues to impress with its new additions.